Luke:  "I love you, Mama!"
Me:  "I love you too, honey!"
Luke: "I love you MORE!"
Me:  "No you don't."
Luke:  "Yes, I do!"
Me:  "I don't think so, Luke."
Luke:  "You borned me, so I SHOULD love you more!"

Then a few minutes later . . .

Luke: "Did that even make sense, Mama?"
Me: "Yes, I understand you, sweetie."
Luke: "But Mama? Is it right? You borned me?"
Me: "No, honey, but that's ok."
Luke: "But how do you say it?"
Me: "gave birth, honey."
Luke: "You gave me BIRTH????"